I’m deleting a lot of people from my “friends” list on Facebook.
Part of me is going, “Delete delete delete hey this is fun!”
Another part is going, “OMIGOD THESE PEOPLE ARE GONNA HATE ME AND HUNT ME WITH PITCHFORKS AND STEAL MY SOCKS AND POKE ME WITH STICKS AAAAGH!”
Then I remember that half of them never talk to me.
And in fact, many were not my real friends in the first place.
So they probably won’t notice I’m gone.
And I go back to, “Delete delete delete hey this is fun!”