What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?

-My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

Dear god, that would be EVEN WORSE.

(via lcn71)

(Reblogged from adpanda)

mickie-ezra:

nahshaw:

this is an actual picture of how my favorite characters are made

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(Reblogged from the-sad-little-fallen-angel)

trekgate:

Captain Kirk’s guide to Fighting.

  1. The Kirk Kick
  2. The Kirk Drop Kick
  3. The Bowling Ball
  4. The Human Projectile
  5. The Kirk Chop
  6. The Wall of Destruction
  7. The Scissor Choke
  8. The Kirk Double Fist

(Reblogged from niche-pastiche)

herhmione:

girls don’t like boys girls like accurate film adaptations of books

(Reblogged from kaddie3000)

tehhufflepuffcompanion:

Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”

(Reblogged from kaddie3000)

pheylan13:

solthree:

yvonnestrahovskii:

TV show meme ➔ [4/5 female characters] Kaywinnet Lee Frye (Firefly)

I don’t believe there is a power in the ‘verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just want to duct tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month.

       (via jaxin88)

Kaylee is the person I want to be when I don’t-grow-up.

(Source: baelishspetyr)

(Reblogged from writebetwixtthelines)

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

these two are gonna kill me

(Source: spncastdaily)

(Reblogged from the-sad-little-fallen-angel)

slytherinvevo:

whenever teddy lupin spends time in muggle london, random strangers will go up to him and ask where he goes to get his hair dyed bc “it looks so authentic!” and he just smiles and says “my mum” 

(Reblogged from kitsunehotaru)

thatrandomcontradictorychick:

ayoboe:

officialfolgers:

lumos5001:

weloveshortvideos:

How to hit high notes…

i just snorted pop into my nose wtf

I played the video and before it even started I saw the balloon and started crying

and their singing lux aurumque 

the guy on the left looks so concerned

(Reblogged from adpanda)

roslinatreidesdance:

rosehip-baby:

I’ve watched this at least 200 times

The noise I just made was not human…

Omfg so adorable

Look at this fluffy hopper of joy. ❤

(Source: koolghoul)

(Reblogged from roslinatreidesdance)