The Thought Circus

Bot my second tattoo outlined last night, and my first one touched up!

This just in: Outlines REALLY hurt the next day.

Things That…

Freak Me Out

• Spiders- Eight legs + eight eyes + possibly venomous = Kill it with fire.
• Stomach tattoos- They’re beautiful. For now. Wait until you gain weight or get pregnant. More power to you, but I don’t think I could get one.
• Roaches- Seriously. Ewww.
• Men in Speedos- No! God! Nooooo! Just WRONG! *barf*
• Chainsaws- The fact that one brand of chainsaw has to bear a label reading “Do Not Attempt to Stop Chainsaw With Groin”… just, no. Dangerous. Although, if you give it to the Speedo guys… No. Ew.
• People getting too close to me- Like, I’m a hugger. But if it’s threatening, or you’re just new and you’re all up in my bubble, I may punch you.
• Bikinis- IDK, the feeling that, at any moment, a wayward wave could spontaneously disrobe me in front of a bajillion strangers is mortifying. Like, string? That’s all that’s keeping this “article of clothing” on my body? No. Gimme the wetsuit.
• Porn- Rather the idea of it. Never watched it. Never even watched “Game of Thrones” (haha). I don’t know these people. Why would I wanna see them get intimate? For that matter, even I did know them… just, why?

Amuse Me:

• Small fat animals trying to climb stairs- Come on! That stuff is cute!
• Overly stimulated kids that aren’t mine- Karma’s gonna bite me in the ovaries for that one day…
• British comedians- Like American comedians, but with less crass and more tea.
• Irish comedians- Like British comedians, but with less invading half the world, and more beer!
• Poorly dubbed cartoons- Nothing funnier than what looks like a three-year old character speaking like Hulk Hogan. *coughcoughDragonballZcough*
• The expression on a bagpiper’s face- Other than the interesting shade of red they turn, my God, they look like they’re concentrating reeeeally hard. Gotta love bagpipers.
• TwiHards- Much like a tummy tattoo, you’re gonna regret that later.
• Misspelled tattoos- God, I love that…

• Dinosaur chicken nuggets- RAWR! Those things were cool. Plus if you used them to “stomp” your broccoli “trees”, you got caught somewhere between feeling vindicated for having to eat brocolli in the first place, and feeling like God.
• Making friendship bracelets- I made those things by the dozens, and I made them WELL. I still have a few for sale on Etsy!
• Having time to draw
• Having time to write
• Wildflowers- There was this big open field near an airport that my mom used to take us to, to watch the planes, and it was literally FULL of wildflowers, all the time. We’d pull bunches of them.

IDK, I was bored. More eventually!

Parody 1

alittlebitcheeky:

I’m Sexy and I Know It

When I walk outside this is what I see,

Broomsticks in the sky and Katniss in a tree,

Got that one ring on my finger and I ain’t afraid to show it, show it,

I’m nerdy and I know it.

HAHAHAHAH! You gorgeous human being, you! XD

S’moretini Shooters

theweddingtree:

lacedinweddings:

How awesome are these S’moretini Shooters? They would be a great dessert for your wedding or bridal shower! Slide through the pictures and let me know if you make these. I would love to hear your feedback. Recipe below:

S’moretini Shooters

makes 1 (2 ounce) shooter, easily multiplied

Oh. My. God.

MAKING THESE. STAT!

Actually had to step into the restroom to keep from crying in front of my coworkers just now.

Yeah.

It’s been that kind of day.