Gotta admire that enthusiasm!


Arizona be like ‘oh no the Midwestern and Canadian snowbirds are here’ and I’m like
Florida gets the NOO YOHKAHS and new jerseyans at least the Midwesterners remember their goddamn manners

And retired people from Quebec, who couldn’t drive worth a thundering sh*t if their lives depended on it, and everyone else’s safety be damned. Nothing makes me claw my steering wheel in borderline-irrational rage than seeing a Cadillac with a Quebec license plate.

(Reblogged from robtromboning)


if you wanna meet up or anything just shoot me a message uwu

You are magical. OMG

(Reblogged from napalm9)


Requested by Anonymous.

(Reblogged from writerinbakery)

Hey, everyone! Meet Merlin!

"That is one of the Mearas, unless my eyes are cheated by some spell." "Shadowfax. He is the lord of all horses and has been my friend through many dangers.:

Can we talk about how, in one of the few instances in which Legolas points out that which may not be immediately obvious to everyone else, he has to throw in that he may be wrong?

(Source: ianmckellan)

(Reblogged from peregrint)

I will not repost those “Reblog if you agree, keep scrolling if you’re a horrible person who should rot in hell” posts.

That’s not polling; that’s a cop-out. It’s manipulative.
Tell you what I will do, though.
If you post more than one of those, I’ll unfollow you.
Good luck and Godspeed.

Updates may be somewhat lax for the time being…


I love you all!!! I’ll try to update as much as I can.

^^^what I said^^^

(Reblogged from semadcrafter)


#six feet four inches concentrated sass

(Reblogged from writerinbakery)




why don’t you make like a tree and


Birnam Wood’s on the march

(Reblogged from rockthatstoneface)